Tumblr (3.0; @ermagerdbehbehs)http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6kpejlz9g1rzm6gro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>> Enrique: Be the suave ass toddler with the swag hair.</p>http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26407620035http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26407620035Tue, 03 Jul 2012 03:13:31 -0400pautina-salvador householdenrique<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6kovo4FY61rzm6gro1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6kovo4FY61rzm6gro2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>> You aren’t even sure if your own mother is trying.</p>http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26407221835http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26407221835Tue, 03 Jul 2012 03:02:12 -0400pautina-salvador householdmarshaenrique<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ko6exGZM1rzm6gro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Let’s all take a moment to appreciate how this is a thing that should never happen.</p>http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26406639024http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26406639024Tue, 03 Jul 2012 02:47:02 -0400pautina-salvador householdmarshaaventura<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6knqeyEEN1rzm6gro1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6knqeyEEN1rzm6gro2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>> Okay, so… The mad woman is the first person to jump up when you need something, right? That’s cool. But why does she look like she regrets every decision she’s made in life?</p>http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26406262841http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26406262841Tue, 03 Jul 2012 02:37:26 -0400pautina-salvador householdverónicaenrique<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6km2uRNHA1rzm6gro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Your name is ENRIQUE SALVADOR and you DO NOT HAVE ANY IDEA OF WHAT IS GOING ON. Why are you in a completely different place?</p> <p>What are the dog and mad woman suddenly doing in the house?</p> <p>You will never know.</p> <p>Hell, you probably cannot even think these things. You’re a newborn. Stop thinking, Enrique.</p>http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26404709081http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26404709081Tue, 03 Jul 2012 02:01:42 -0400pautina-salvador householdenrique<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ium8AsYT1rzm6gro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>> She’s offended. Its not like she chose that uniform, you boob. And after you moved out, pet CPS took Isa.</p>http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26334067182http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26334067182Mon, 02 Jul 2012 03:10:55 -0400pautina householdfernandoenriqueverónica<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6iugu8vxB1rzm6gro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>> Your sister came over, huzzah! Now if only she weren’t in that awkward work uniform.. Really. What kind of bookstore has a uniform like that?</p>http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26333952067http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26333952067Mon, 02 Jul 2012 03:07:42 -0400pautina householdfernandoenriqueverónica<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ithhNBVa1rzm6gro1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ithhNBVa1rzm6gro2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ithhNBVa1rzm6gro3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ithhNBVa1rzm6gro4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>> Way to ignore your lady in her time of need.</p> <p>> You now have a son named Enrique. He is a light sleeper and loves the outdoors. Enjoy that salad while you can.</p>http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26333149618http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26333149618Mon, 02 Jul 2012 02:46:28 -0400pautina householdmarshaenriquefernando<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6isy8qkap1rzm6gro1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6isy8qkap1rzm6gro2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6isy8qkap1rzm6gro3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6isy8qkap1rzm6gro4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6isy8qkap1rzm6gro5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6isy8qkap1rzm6gro6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6isy8qkap1rzm6gro7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>> It looks like the lady is getting real tired of yer bullshit.</p>http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26332689139http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26332689139Mon, 02 Jul 2012 02:34:55 -0400pautina householdmarshafernandocomrade<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6isqm9jrm1rzm6gro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>==> Be the dumb boob that moved in some time ago, but never had it mentioned because the fourth wall used that one cheat code where Sims could be added to the active household.</p> <p>> Lose your shit.</p>http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26332485075http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26332485075Mon, 02 Jul 2012 02:30:22 -0400pautina householdfernandomarshacomrade<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6iso5atZC1rzm6gro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>> u ok?</p>http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26332421221http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26332421221Mon, 02 Jul 2012 02:28:53 -0400pautina householdmarshacomrade<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6is7xgxQL1rzm6gro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>> That is one attractive gait you have there.</p>http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26331991666http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26331991666Mon, 02 Jul 2012 02:19:09 -0400pautina householdmarshafernando<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ipzblp8b1rzm6gro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>> That’s all fine and dandy. You’ll just enjoy this fudgepop by yourself.</p>http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26329608680http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26329608680Mon, 02 Jul 2012 01:30:47 -0400pautina household<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6iprlnvRI1rzm6gro1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6iprlnvRI1rzm6gro2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>> “Not tonight,” he said.</p> <p>> “I’m tired,” he said.</p> <p>> Lies. Slander and lies.</p>http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26329360128http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26329360128Mon, 02 Jul 2012 01:26:08 -0400pautina householdfernandomarsha<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6iplb5bIq1rzm6gro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>> You have just been denied hot pregnant Woohoo. This is a problem.</p>http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26329146192http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26329146192Mon, 02 Jul 2012 01:22:23 -0400pautina householdmarshafernando<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ip9zhiF01rzm6gro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>> So the two of you go to your place and he gives you flowers? He better not expect that to be a decent apology.</p>http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26328761151http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26328761151Mon, 02 Jul 2012 01:15:35 -0400pautina householdmarshafernando<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ip60K6uM1rzm6gro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>> That was… Taken well.</p>http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26328623941http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26328623941Mon, 02 Jul 2012 01:13:12 -0400pautina householdmarshafernandoisa<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ip2c0spu1rzm6gro1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ip2c0spu1rzm6gro2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ip2c0spu1rzm6gro3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ip2c0spu1rzm6gro4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>> This is not the happiest of pregnancy announcements. </p>http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26328505274http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26328505274Mon, 02 Jul 2012 01:11:00 -0400pautina householdmarshafernandoverónicaisa<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ioswT3iH1rzm6gro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>> Express your budding concerns.</p>http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26328161462http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26328161462Mon, 02 Jul 2012 01:05:20 -0400pautina householdmarshaverónica<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ior8vTak1rzm6gro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>> That awkward moment when your boyfriend is at work and you’re alone with his hot sister…</p> <p>> Also, what kind of book store does she work at with that get up? You think you’d like to pay it a visit.</p>http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26328102143http://ermagerdbehbehs.tumblr.com/post/26328102143Mon, 02 Jul 2012 01:04:20 -0400pautina householdmarshaverónicaisa