> Enrique: Be the suave ass toddler with the swag hair.

> You aren’t even sure if your own mother is trying.

Let’s all take a moment to appreciate how this is a thing that should never happen.

> Okay, so… The mad woman is the first person to jump up when you need something, right? That’s cool. But why does she look like she regrets every decision she’s made in life?

Your name is ENRIQUE SALVADOR and you DO NOT HAVE ANY IDEA OF WHAT IS GOING ON. Why are you in a completely different place?

What are the dog and mad woman suddenly doing in the house?

You will never know.

Hell, you probably cannot even think these things. You’re a newborn. Stop thinking, Enrique.

> She’s offended. Its not like she chose that uniform, you boob. And after you moved out, pet CPS took Isa.

> Your sister came over, huzzah! Now if only she weren’t in that awkward work uniform.. Really. What kind of bookstore has a uniform like that?

> Way to ignore your lady in her time of need.

> You now have a son named Enrique. He is a light sleeper and loves the outdoors. Enjoy that salad while you can.

> It looks like the lady is getting real tired of yer bullshit.

==> Be the dumb boob that moved in some time ago, but never had it mentioned because the fourth wall used that one cheat code where Sims could be added to the active household.

> Lose your shit.